The Future of DRM...

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  1. PixelButts

    PixelButts Site Soldier

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    I came in here to tell you there's a new DRM+720™ Sponsored by Norton™ and Mcafee™ and they're trying to stop your efforts.

    They're onto you and have their best hands working on countermeasures.
     
  2. HEX1GON

    HEX1GON FREEZE! Scumbag

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    TL;DR
     
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  3. MonkeyBoyJoey

    MonkeyBoyJoey 70's Robot Anime GEPPY-X (PS1) Fanatic

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    Well you can tell them that under the merger, we were treated terribly and we got attacked by a couple guys on our moon base. They stole the servers but I managed to swap the files on it with some... Unpleasant pictures. Anyhow the base was destroyed along with the servers. The entire company was disbanded due to the outrage from the order 16.5 we executed. It filled the fridges with some Asuna... dolls. I didn't come up with this order. To be honest I thought it would just flood the fridges, not fill them with THAT.

    I was killed when I was strapped to a ACME rocket and launched at the real culprits on Mars. Blew a huge hole in red planet. Thankfully I was able to upload myself to cyberspace right before that so now I just surf the web as an AI. Found this awesome archive that has everything you need in it.

    Wow there is a lot of knowledge here. Did you know if you were to solder bridge the +12V pin on the GameCube's Digital AV port with any of the surrounding pins and apply power that it would instantly fry the GameCube? Fun times...




    *DISCLAIMER* I do NOT support frying GameCubes for fun. That is wrong, console abuse, and/or console murder.
     
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    MBMM Powered by Pied Piper

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    I second this. Usually I'm willing to read longer posts, but I saw that wall of text and I just couldn't do it haha. Synopsis?
     
  5. Digmac

    Digmac Removed for Not Reuploading Juiced Fast Enough

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    Joey is going to start a fridge company with DRM and always online built into the fridge. You have to pay for cooling plans for your food depending on how long you want it cooled. When your plan is up, you need to pay up or have curdled milk. I give an estimate of about a week before he goes bankrupt.
     
  6. MonkeyBoyJoey

    MonkeyBoyJoey 70's Robot Anime GEPPY-X (PS1) Fanatic

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    Probably less than that lol. Nobody would want a fridge that has DRM.
     
  7. rtv190

    rtv190 Robust Member

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    meh,if people are buying slow cookers and lightbulbs with DRM then i'm pretty sure they would buy a fridge with DRM
     
  8. MonkeyBoyJoey

    MonkeyBoyJoey 70's Robot Anime GEPPY-X (PS1) Fanatic

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    True... *runs to drawing board*
     
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  9. MBMM

    MBMM Powered by Pied Piper

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    Figures, one of your main supporters isn't with us any longer. Let's hope he spreads the good word, huh?
     
  10. 1800Warioman

    1800Warioman Cy the Delivery Guy

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    What even is this?
     
  11. MonkeyBoyJoey

    MonkeyBoyJoey 70's Robot Anime GEPPY-X (PS1) Fanatic

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    Read it all and you'll see what it is.... it's a long running gag on the shoutbox.
     
  12. HEX1GON

    HEX1GON FREEZE! Scumbag

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    Don't necro a thread for no reason.
     
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