The Future of DRM...

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  1. MonkeyBoyJoey

    MonkeyBoyJoey 70's Robot Anime GEPPY-X (PS1) Fanatic

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    The following was made for comedic purposes. This would be an absolute nightmare if made real.

    *WARNING!* Very large wall of text incoming!


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    The Fridge also had an always online connection that would instantly burn your food with high intensity microwaves if disconnected. We had a Fridge 360 model which didn't need Internet but it had 1.5 minute commercials for the Fridge DRM model play before you could open the door. It also only kept food cold for 360 seconds its entire life cycle.

    Due to many unfortunate and abnormally low sales, I had to sell Fridge DRM Inc. to my archnemisis Frozenite A/C Units for $5.4 billion USD. Thanks to the taxes and fees on that money, I earned a whopping $1.00 from the whole merger. Mr. Freeze wanted it for the microwave tech but I pulled a fast one on him! HA!

    Before the merge I managed to sell the microwave tech to some Japanese doctor who wanted it for some "full dive VR" video game. Probably gonna be another MMORPG. He seemed pretty sketchy to me so if you get the chance to play it, make sure there is a logout button. If not, check every desk drawer in the game for it.


    ...So yeah, that's gonna be the future for ya. Hopefully it goes down a much different path. A better path. What do you think DRM/DLC/Microtransactions/Paywalls are going to be like in the future?
     
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  2. rtv190

    rtv190 Robust Member

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    lol i bought Microwave+ when it was still in beta testing for free
     
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  3. MonkeyBoyJoey

    MonkeyBoyJoey 70's Robot Anime GEPPY-X (PS1) Fanatic

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    Where do you think we got the microwave tech from? ;)
     
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    I smell a lawsuit from the Microwave+ guys
     
  5. MonkeyBoyJoey

    MonkeyBoyJoey 70's Robot Anime GEPPY-X (PS1) Fanatic

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    They would sue us if we didn't buy them out 3 years ago for $17.5 million USD. It was the only way to stop them from forcing us to use a license from them.
     
  6. rtv190

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    how am i still getting service then?
     
  7. MonkeyBoyJoey

    MonkeyBoyJoey 70's Robot Anime GEPPY-X (PS1) Fanatic

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    When we bought them, we discovered that they were using our servers to run their service. No wonder why we had a microplus.exe running. So when we bought them we just kept their stuff online. Made us more money that way.
     
  8. rtv190

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    i miss the shoutbox
     
  9. DeChief

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    You banned from it?
     
  10. rtv190

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    yes and what's even worst is Retro probably won't unban me
     
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    My sister wants to know why I'm giggling right now, but it's useless to try to explain.
     
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  12. rtv190

    rtv190 Robust Member

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    don't be rude bro
     
  13. DeChief

    DeChief Rustled.

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    Sorry sorry, I'm a dick.
     
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  14. supersega

    supersega I have 7 and a half PS1s in my room alone.

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    Thats what you get for almost stealing my PS2. :p
     
  15. rtv190

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    don't be rude
     
  16. supersega

    supersega I have 7 and a half PS1s in my room alone.

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    What about that was rude? Seriously, I'm curious. Also, you don't want to see the Chatbox right now. We are doing you a favor.
     
  17. Taom82

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    Hey now!....I resemble that shoutbox comment.....wait.....I probably didn't want to admit to that. Nothing to see here.......move along.....
     
  18. rtv190

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    why not?
     
  19. MonkeyBoyJoey

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    The quest continued and got messed up real fast. Trust us, it's bad.
     
  20. rtv190

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    no pls don't tell me Fridge+ got ruined
     
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