I'm not much of a drinker, but I do like a nice glass of wine every now and then. A while ago, I came to one of the new bars down the street because I needed to get out of my apartment to avoid some distractions so I could focus on outlining a business plan. While I was there, I asked for a glass of wine, and ended up choosing Cabernet. So, I have the first glass, nothing. I can still focus, and I'm making progress. When that glass was done, I asked for another, thinking it was no big deal. But man, after that second glass, I could definitely feel a buzz bigger than I wanted. I know that I'm a light weight, but I didn't think that two glasses of Cabernet would have gotten me hammered, or at least tipsy. The bartender laughed and said, "Yeah, I can tell you've had enough.", and of course, I agreed. Before I left, one of the employees there (a dude) started talking to me, and we eventually got into what I did for a living, etc. I had my Google Nexus 7 with me, so I showed him the game I was working on, but I was buzzed, and laughing the whole time, so it was one awkward presentation. So, I'm walking out, and there's the guy that stands by the front door (assuming he's security, bodyguard, whatever), and as I'm talking to him, I'm laughing at nothing while making all sorts of goofy statements. He's laughing at me, probably because he knows I've had too much. So, after walking home, I hop on to the gamedev.net chatroom and start talking all this drunken nonsense. Since no one has ever seen me talk like that, and I'm usually the most serious person in that chat, everyone was like, "shogun, are you drunk?". I can't remember everything I said, but I think I did make the classic drunken response of "I'm not as think as you drunk I am!". Then I remembered about this forum having a drunken thread. So I posted in there, thinking "Yeah, let's start a fight with one of these motherf@#%ers!". Then I go to bed, wake up with hangover, thinking "wtf happened? That's it, no more than one glass of Cabernet for me!" And now upon retrospect, I look at what I said, and think, "Did I really say that s@#%?". This if my very first drunken stupor. It was scary. I never want to get smashed again. I'm afraid of what I might do next. -_- What are your drunken stupors like (assuming you can even remember)? Shogun.