Zombie plan

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  1. retro

    retro Administrator Staff Member

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    I was watching old episodes of Red vs. Blue the other day, and I watched this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nddzf7kzjhI

    Keiji Dragon's death post made me think.... who has a zombie plan? What IS your zombie plan?
     
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  2. Stuart.C

    Stuart.C Robust Member

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    Well as there is no mall in my small town i'm gonna head to morrisons with as many people as i know so we can kick out any assholes and have the hardware and booze isles to ourselves. Failing that i'll probably hide under a sofa.
     
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  3. graciano1337

    graciano1337 Milk Bar

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    just follow the zombie survival guide and you'll be just fun. quite an entertaining read.
     
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  4. Borman

    Borman Xbox Archivist Staff Member

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    My zombie plan depends on the month. Winter? Head up to a hunting camp my dad belongs to and gather supplies, head north when its safe to. Summer / unfrozen times? Head someplace north, away from people, yet survivable, where its always frozen
     
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  5. limey

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    1) Grab a couple of beers & a cricket bat
    2) Pop Shaun of the Dead into the DVD player
    3) ????
    4) Profit, er I mean hit the sofa & enjoy
     
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  6. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Living in Scotland too, my only question is would we even notice if half the population 'turned'?

    The way some of our fellow Scots stagger about on a Friday or Saturday night we'd better hope that this whole Zombie issue doesn't occur at around closing time at the weekend....
     
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  7. PhreQuencYViii

    PhreQuencYViii Champion of the Forum

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    This is what necrophilia is for!
     
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  8. XxHennersXx

    XxHennersXx I post here on the toilet sometimes.

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    my dad has a ton of guns and MREs. So I'm going to just hide out in my attic and shoot zombies through the vents.
     
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  9. A. Snow

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    Slow Zombies: People with guns survive...
    Fast Zombies: We're all fucked...
     
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    Sojiroh Dauntless Member

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    All except a group of 4 people :a tattoo-covered biker, a college student and horror movie enthusiast, a junior systems analyst in his company's IT department and a former Green Beret and a Vietnam veteran.
     
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  11. graciano1337

    graciano1337 Milk Bar

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    Well put. 28 Days Later infected scare me. Probably because all those zombies looked pretty fit and could outrun me. :lol:
     
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  12. XxHennersXx

    XxHennersXx I post here on the toilet sometimes.

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    star working out with me then.

    also - fucking love the new avatar. you should watch that movie with me - it's so retardedly out there.
     
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  13. Tchoin

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    Maybe we should ask GoH's friend for some advice, maybe he'll tell us if he is planning on making his zombies fast or slow :p
     
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  14. Mr. Casual

    Mr. Casual Champion of the Forum

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    My zombie plan? Well since I live in the South I'd probably go steal an industrial piece of Farm equipment and then mulch any zombie in the way. And I'd have plenty of guns in the cab of said farm equipment, too.
     
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  15. unclejun

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    I'll probably turn into one!
    Being a zombie might be fun ;)
     
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  16. Twimfy

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    Being in England I'd collect some guns* then head to the nearest castle, close the doors and sit on the battlements, maybe get one of those canons up and running too.

    Oh and I'd take lots of pictures too.




    *Note to self, find a place with guns in the UK.
     
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  17. Tchoin

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    :lol:

    I'd add to the castle plan, suit up in a medieval armor & weapons and go zombie slashing on a horse, maybe a zombie horse, that'd be awesome like the undead horse in Oblivion :110:
     
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    Part of our IT department disaster recovery plan revolves around zombie attack :lol:
     
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    skavenger216 Familiar Face

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  20. Borman

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    28 Days Later zombies arent too terrible, if you can secure yourself with food. They basically starve in what, 2 months? Thats nothing haha
     
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