The Peacock Thread.

Yep, I like peacocks

They also do fly



And hate kids

 

Theres some that just wander the streets near me.
It's so odd to just be driving along and then all of a sudden theres a peacock on the road just walking.

They're loud and obnoxious when they aren't in sight

 

Way more majestic than the Australian Bush / Brush Turkey... and they attack kids? That's makes the peacock win in my book! Enjoy some of the most stupid bird I've ever come across.

 

"Sing, my little bird, sing..."

 

Falcon punch?! Peacock kick!

 

There's some that live down the road from me. They can be loud, but damn do they look cool. They don't seem too afraid of cars though, sucks when you gotta hammer your brakes for a peacock. I'm pretty sure they would just let you run them over.

 

Don't let peacocks near cars, they can attack and screw up the painting.

 

If I can I drive around them while only slowing down slightly to try to let them know that no, not all cars will just stop for your dumb ass. They don't even seem phased by this though..