The I'm drunkne thread

Soooooo. Firefox just totally crashed and fucked up all my bookmarks and shit. Corrupted my backups too.

FUCK YOU FIREFOX is all I gotta say to it.....

.... I've not really been drunk before so this is kinda the first but my typing doesn't seem to be super awful.... just feels super awkward.

I dunno, I kee laughing at silly crap. Kinda surpried I navigated the stairs twce to get laundry and shit but my husband is currently cosplaying Wesker so I got that goin for me.

Gyahaha, I gotta make a nte to myself tp fix this crap tomorrow when I'm probably gonna be hungover at work and on my fathers birthday so I'll be up early making him breakfasdt before my god-awfully early morning shift at work.

And I just got told to drunk text, lmao... like I know anyone to text. HAHA. Im just gonna listen to Rob Dougn's Furious Angels promo remix album, cause fuck yeah rob d.

 

Cant fucking find the keys to my post box at my flat complex. Fucking shit. They're probably gonna charge me 20 or 30 euros for a new one. Excellent occasion to drink.

 

The keys are under your couch

 

I wish I knew about this thread a week ago, damnit.

 

This thread is awesome.
ive been spending the last hour playing Panzer Dragoon Saga only to have a fuse blown, power out, and all progress lost.
Gah, I hate RPG's when you lose progress

 

True that a thousand times over.

I will once again be visiting my local brewery tomorrow night. I will try my hardest this time around to at least give a small post here, as I failed to do it last time.

 

I drink a lot. Every day. Usually multiple times in an hour.
And yet, I have never been drunk.


This is because I only drink water.
Who needs to be drunk when you're already batshit insane?

 

Found a couple 4 locos at a schoolyard today. My first drink in years. After chugging them both in succession I took the plastic bag through the woods, bagging fistfuls of mosquitoes to feed the many monster spiders that cohabit this NEET shithole I call a bedroom.

Now I'm munching Lays and watching Road Rovers. .It feels goodman.

Your username seemed to suggest oterhwise.

 

4Locos? You're braver than I am. Hopefully they weren't the old style caffiene-induced ones.

 

Perhaps. Either way, embarrassing displays like that post just remind me why I quit.

 

Quit 4Locos or drinking in general?

 

Quit taking anything that numbs the pain.

 

I feel a future drunk post in my future . I only ever drink Absolut Vodka, anyone recommend any other good brands?

 

Grey Goose is pretty solid albiet expensive. A friend of mine likes New Amsterdam a lot. Pinnacle is where you're starting to go a little low haha. I like Seagram's Extra Smooth Vodka, but that's certainly not the best either.