The following was made for comedic purposes. This would be an absolute nightmare if made real. *WARNING!* Very large wall of text incoming! The Fridge also had an always online connection that would instantly burn your food with high intensity microwaves if disconnected. We had a Fridge 360 model which didn't need Internet but it had 1.5 minute commercials for the Fridge DRM model play before you could open the door. It also only kept food cold for 360 seconds its entire life cycle. Due to many unfortunate and abnormally low sales, I had to sell Fridge DRM Inc. to my archnemisis Frozenite A/C Units for $5.4 billion USD. Thanks to the taxes and fees on that money, I earned a whopping $1.00 from the whole merger. Mr. Freeze wanted it for the microwave tech but I pulled a fast one on him! HA! Before the merge I managed to sell the microwave tech to some Japanese doctor who wanted it for some "full dive VR" video game. Probably gonna be another MMORPG. He seemed pretty sketchy to me so if you get the chance to play it, make sure there is a logout button. If not, check every desk drawer in the game for it. ...So yeah, that's gonna be the future for ya. Hopefully it goes down a much different path. A better path. What do you think DRM/DLC/Microtransactions/Paywalls are going to be like in the future?
They would sue us if we didn't buy them out 3 years ago for $17.5 million USD. It was the only way to stop them from forcing us to use a license from them.
When we bought them, we discovered that they were using our servers to run their service. No wonder why we had a microplus.exe running. So when we bought them we just kept their stuff online. Made us more money that way.
What about that was rude? Seriously, I'm curious. Also, you don't want to see the Chatbox right now. We are doing you a favor.
Hey now!....I resemble that shoutbox comment.....wait.....I probably didn't want to admit to that. Nothing to see here.......move along.....