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Earl Grey,Hot.
 
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The worst game intro ever: ACCLAIM Juiced.
 In what has to be rank as one of the worst video game intros ever, I present to you the intro for the cancelled Acclaim version of Juiced. Originally planned as "Juice", the game was renamed to "Juiced". Features: Mediocre rappers Lame CG effects Some of the worst blue screening ever. Sparkling lyrics such as "Tits up foot down pedal to the floor". This video is sure to leave you feeling warm and fuzzy all over. For the ultimate collector, we are now aware that someone, somewhere, has a pair of Juiced hot pants. A painful 3 minutes and 36 seconds of ACCLAIM goodness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeTCVfvwKlk Last edited by ASSEMbler; 06-04-2006 at 04:21 AM. |
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Earl Grey,Hot.
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oh the humanity!
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Wow. Now I'm just plain angry it was canned. I wish I was playing it now.
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Earl Grey,Hot.
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And the HQ version.
http://assemblergames.com/videos/Juiced.wmv plus the DIGG link http://digg.com/diggall/page1
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"Out beyond ideas of right doing and wrong doing, there is a field. I'll meet you there." Last edited by ASSEMbler; 06-04-2006 at 04:35 AM. |
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i could only get through 2 minutes and 19 seconds of it.
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Not really. Beyond Good and Evil intro presented you with a screen that said Spanish or English and would not let you see the Title screen ever unles you choosed. So in half the stores that showed the game off they probably had that running all day long.
That my freind was distasteful, un artistic and another way to get the blakie to buy into something or is obviously aime for kids. I mean that movie with the bikes is stupid along with Too fast too Furious in Japan with the not so GoGo Girls. Lets not forget That Twin movie and Empire. Personally I liked the Intro besides the slang music that dribbles blarg blarg we iGGaS can't speak shist. Also the fact that the woman had some ugly pair of lips and was reallhy too fat to be in any game or a drag queen or whatever. Also the game itself was just a racing game so I don't get what Rap has to do with this or Racing. The song did metion some racing but was geared to kids and featured stereo types. Also before my computer froze I saw the girl( Whatever fatty ) next to some extra darkskinned guy. That is up there with stupid but not the worst intro. Now I am being realistic when I say BG&E has the worst intro and I am not lying about that :Girl: |
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Oh my God ! Words can not describe how embarrassing that is !
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So that's where they blew all their money, superstar rappers and top of the line special effects!
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Seems like your average rap video alright.
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(sorry if this double posts, my first one seems to have disappeared) |
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Good god, that is worse than the 360 jump rope commercials...
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Hahaa awsome.
I actually really like the game tho suprisingly. |
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WTB: a pair of Juiced hot pants (used)
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This is what happens when British people pretend they're from California
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It's horrible and it doesn't make it any better that it for some reason makes me think of "Don't copy that floppy"
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On-topic, that's an absolutely shameful video. I will never play the game. Last edited by Alchy; 06-04-2006 at 09:55 AM. |
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It reminds me of all those "multimedia" titles in the 90's trying to find an excuse to use FMV.
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I'll repost when my IQ gets back up to where it was before watching.
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OMFG, that is so bad... cant get worse than that!!!!
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There's some white kid from the suburbs who thinks that's the BEST rap song ever. He still lives with his parents and they have MTV blocked because it's "devil music." The checkered flag booty shot qualifies as his first and most likely only sexual experience.
It's me. 
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